smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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