Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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