It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
