I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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