Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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