I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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