Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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