i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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