just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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