just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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