Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
