Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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