super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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