So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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