is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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