Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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