we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
