why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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