I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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