You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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