What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Two words: blizzard sex
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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