What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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