i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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