She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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