I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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