How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
not ubering you a puppy
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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