I need help removing her.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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