Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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