That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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