We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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