420 ftw
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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