i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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