I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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