Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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