please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Someone came in the potted fern
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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