hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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