i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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