I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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