...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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