I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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