i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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