i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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