Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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