Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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