At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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