Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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