Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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