so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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