You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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