i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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