One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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