Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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