Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
birth control should be required to get into college
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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